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Since we decided to try for another baby, I’ve been visiting some of the old boards I used to frequent when I was pregnant with J. I started visiting a couple for those of us who are still trying to get pregnant. Some questions are stoopider than others but, goddammit, this one takes the CAKE!

Can you tell if your DH has, hum shall i say pleased himself. I was wondering if the size of their balls change or something. Anyone know.

For those of you NOT in the know, ‘dh’ stands for ‘dear husband’ and this lady is worried about him wasting his sperm count. As usual I couldn’t resist myself from giving an equally stupid answer after some others had already offered some pretty fucken amazing answers. I mean, can they REALLY be that stupid?!

Are you kidding me? just check the scrotum gauge. my hubby’s goes on E after he .. ahem.. pleases himself after the dip stick drops. Just like a gas guage on a car.

If that ever happens, tho, you can just stick his balls in the freezer for 30 minutes to recharge.

I’d like to be a fly on the wall while she tries to feel her man up for that guage!