Since we decided to try for another baby, I’ve been visiting some of the old boards I used to frequent when I was pregnant with J. I started visiting a couple for those of us who are still trying to get pregnant. Some questions are stoopider than others but, goddammit, this one takes the CAKE!
Can you tell if your DH has, hum shall i say pleased himself. I was wondering if the size of their balls change or something. Anyone know.
For those of you NOT in the know, ‘dh’ stands for ‘dear husband’ and this lady is worried about him wasting his sperm count. As usual I couldn’t resist myself from giving an equally stupid answer after some others had already offered some pretty fucken amazing answers. I mean, can they REALLY be that stupid?!
Are you kidding me? just check the scrotum gauge. my hubby’s goes on E after he .. ahem.. pleases himself after the dip stick drops. Just like a gas guage on a car.
If that ever happens, tho, you can just stick his balls in the freezer for 30 minutes to recharge.
I’d like to be a fly on the wall while she tries to feel her man up for that guage!
If you don’t want to read about ‘female’ problems, skip this post, k? ;)
well, for the last 8 days, I’ve been spotting. my period is about a week late and it’s driving me insane because I want to get on with it, ya know? I never really thought I could be pregnant at all so I wasn’t too worried about that. But still… I took about 5 preggo tests to be sure cuz you just never know.. but nothing. All negative.
Yesterday I had reached the breaking point and I decided to call my old obgyn (because my new one couldn’t see me yet) and got an appt. right away. (they don’t know i’m switching to a new doc) I was due for my yearly so he did the whole shabang.. boobs, pap,.. whatever.
they did one of those internal u/s which i’ve never had done before (it was weird) but all he saw was a period that should start anytime. (Yes, i already know it’s supposed to start, duh!!) He couldn’t offer me any explanation for it but he just said that I didn’t look pregnant. yeah, i figured. But they went ahead and drew blood anyway to be sure I’m not pg. I just called and the blood result is negative just like I suspected.
So all I can do now is sit around and wait for it to do whatever the fuck it wants to do. So now I think my late af (aunt flo) is make me homocidal because I’m just tired to fuck with this fucking spotting already and I WANT IT TO START ALREADY !!
let’s see.. .what’s been happening in tania-landia. hmmm… Well, my freecycling has remained in remission. I’m sorta stuck on this furniture I’m trying to sell. I’ve had about 5 interested parties but nobody who would actually come out to see it. 
I think I might have to resort to advertising it in the pennysaver soon. So the house is still a mess and DIRTY and the furniture clutter in the dining room is not helping either.
what else… J has learned a couple new words. nana (or banana), bye-bye (she’s used to just say ‘eye’ for bye), look (i think), what’s that (i think) lol! ‘cheese’ and ‘there you go’. what else… We had her evaluated for developmental problems because she wouldn’t say mor than 7 words. They told us she was 8 months behind in speach skills and that we should have her fully evaluated which usually takes an hour or more. I still haven’t called. :/ The girl who saw her couldn’t give her credit for stuff we say she does but she wouldn’t do right then so she’s probably really only 4-6 months behind. the girl said that if she is only 6 or less months behind, they wouldn’t recommend anything more than a few tips. I really do think she’s fine and just needs her parents to sit with her more and teach her things. ahem.
what else… I gotta go back to the dentist today to find out why my filling replacements from last month STILL hurts. I haven’t been able to chew on my right side for 5 weeks. I was hoping it would just fix itself but that’s just not going to happen. after that it will be some shopping for me (alone) while D stays at home with J. It’s gonna be nice to get out by myself for a while.
well, that’s it. more later. CIAO!
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