if you can’t beat’em….
Monthly Archive for July, 2005
Sat
Jul, 30
2005
WoW
Fri
Jul, 29
2005
oooh! i’ll do this one.
1. What was your first job?
that i got paid for? little ceasar’s pizza. i did everything at that place including the cob paperwork.
2. How much did you make?
i don’t remember. but it was in the $4 range.
3. Describe your least favorite co-worker of all time.
hmm… tough one. It’s gotta be my boss from my last job. She was a stone cold two faced bitch.
4. What is your dream job?
cashing my monthly check after winning the lottery jackpot.
5. What do you currently do and do you like it?
sys admin. yeah, i like it but i think i’m burned out. or at least need more excitement.
Fri
Jul, 29
2005
pregnant, and a chicken wing
Another one of my strange dreams: This one’s REALLY weird and maybe even a little sick. So read on at your own risk!!
Alright, I think with the exception of my dream with tom cruise involving sex and enemas, last night’s dream tops them all. BTW, i refuse to write down the one about tom cruise and enemas… too embarrassing.
I’m at home, in my bedroom, laying in bed at an angle with my clothes on. I’ve got a shirt on and some shorts or something and I put my hand on my abdomen and i’m just laying there looking up at the ceiling and feeling pretty relaxed and yummy. I then start to feel some pulling in my ligaments around my uterus like i did when i was pregnant, i reach further down on my abdomen and feel this bulge. We had been trying to get pregnant but now there was no question that I was pregnant. I wouldn’t need to take a home pregnancy test then.
So I just lay there and then dennis came into the room. I showed him the bulge and he felt it. I said something like ” i didn’t know it would get this big so fast.. before we even knew i was pregnant” So we’re all happy and excited about this. I don’t remember us going to sleep in my dream but we must have.
Next thing I know, I wake up and there is a second bulge to the side of my preggo belly. on the left side. I thought this was strange so I look down and there is a chicken wing, fully feathered, sticking out of the side of my stomach. I freaked the hell out and said to Dennis. ” You have to take me to the hospital NOW! Look how fast this chicken wing grew!! I look at it some more and pulled it to extend the wing out. It was a lot bigger than a chicken wing so I decided it must be a turkey wing. “Look how fast this grew overnight!!!! I have to go to the hospital NOW!!”
Dennis said to me, “let’s wait a while. Let me see if I can get the obgyn on the net”… or something like that. He was trying to get an appt. with my old obgyn to save money on the ER copayment. So he goes thru about an hour of searching or whatever the hell he was doing. While he was doing that, i was examining this wing a bit closer and feeling my preggo belly. I thought, this isn’t right, why would a pregnancy grow so fast and then grow a wing out to the side.. then here comes the strange part.
I looked at the wing and saw something that looked like a clitoris on the joint of it. I freaked the fuck out. Is this MY clitoris?!!! I went searching for mine but saw that it was gone. OMG!! THAT’S MINE! HOW ARE THEY GONNA PUT IT BACK WHERE IT GOES!
I couldn’t wait any longer for Dennis to get his shit together so somehow I conjured up a new chouffer and all sudden, my cousin Teresa is driving me to the hospital. We make it there and now Dennis is with me again. the doc performed surgery and removed the wing. I asked him what happened to my sex organ.. is it back where it goes?! NO. He removed it from the wing and put it in some container so that it could be reattached at a later time by my obgyn. how strange.
Once i was off the table, I realized that I forgot to tell the doc that I was preggo. I then thought “what if there is more chicken matter inside me that we can’t see?!! what if this pregnancy really isn’t a baby? what if it’s a whole chicken??!!!!!”
I told the doc this and said I neeeed to have an full body MRI. I kept seeing images of chicken legs and bones and feathers inside my uterus. soooo gross and i wanted that MRI DAMMIT!!!
I never got to have the mri on the dream. I just woke up after that. Btw, Ii’m not pregnant (that i know of anyway).
Thu
Jul, 28
2005
Dream: Four months premature
Another crazy dream strikes again. I had had 2 others i never logged because i couldn’t remember them as well as this one. here goes…
I’m either in a hospital or an orphanage and i’m looking at this tiny baby about 6 inches long in an incubator. It is so tiny, that it looks like a small plastic doll. The lady/nurse there sees me looking at it and says to me. “Do you want this baby? take it home! maybe you will want to adopt it”
It’s birthmother was there sitting on a chair looking young, overweight, and anxious. She was blond. Well, i wasn’t there looking to adopt any baby, i don’t even know what I was doing there. But I took the baby home with me on impulse. It felt like I had just taken home a puppy except I needed to feed this one. This baby was small enough to fit in the palm of my hand and it was naked. The lady gave me nothing for it. It had no clothes, no bed, no food. I remember thinking to myself ‘why the hell did that lady give me this baby?! it’s too small and would be better off in an incubator’ But I had it anyway and i set the baby aside somewhere and went about my business.
Tue
Jul, 26
2005
World of Warcraft …
so I made the mistake of saying to dennis yesterday “let’s go to compusa, babe. I feel like spending money”.
Well, i didn’t spend a dime. Instead, HE buys WoW game everybody else around work is playing. and he said “i’m nervous..” about 3 times as we’re standing in checkout. He’s nervous cuz he thinks he’ll get so hooked that it’s all he’s gonna do at work, at home, etc.
yup, that’s all he did the rest of the day yesterday. Damn game done taketh my hubby away. Sad thing is i’m thinking of joining him. But 13 bucks a month is all i feel comfortable spending on a game subscription. I don’t wanna double that.
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