Um.. I think I’ve been watching way too many episodes of How Clean Is Your House? because I’m beginning to hear those ladies’ voices in my head. I guess that sort of thing runs in the family, eh? har!
While doing some vacuuming and dusting today I came across a couple ugly globs of dust and dog hair and I heard these two women saying “Oh Aggie, Looook!!” and “What IS that. You’re such dirty begger!”. Then while scrubbing a pot I noticed there some grease that is hardened and won’t come off around the handle…. and the voice went something like “Oh now if you want nice shiney pots and pans you can be proud of just put a bit of salt and bicarbonate soda on that and scrub it with a damp wash cloth… now see how easy that was? aahh… See how lovely that looks!”
Hmm.. there’s a bright side to this tho. They may drown out the other voices that always said “Ah, who the fuck cares. Mess is good”.
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