Maya walks into the kitchen wearing Jada’s bag around her neck…
Jada: Gasp!! “Maya, that’s my bag!! Why you just take it! That’s MY bag. Give me my bag. Why you just take it?! Give me back my bag!!”
Me: (thinking it’s time Maya gets a bag of her own) “She’s just holding it so it doesn’t get lonely”.
Jada: “I can carry it by myself! I don’t need any help! She’s gonna take everything out!! I’m going to take my bag.”
You would imagine that during this entire verbal tirade, Jada would have been chasing Maya thru the house and trying to rip the bag from around her neck. No. She’s actually in front of the mac, clicking furiously to finish the next level of her Go, Diego, Go video game.
Her ass is gonna grow roots.
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