Jada: (Talking over the olympics coverage) “If you know when — – pink and the — – –”
Me: “Hang on I can’t hear you” (mutes tv) “what are you saying”?
Jada: “if you know — the sky is pink and the clouds are blue”
Me: (shakes head) “What! ? ”
Jada: (chuckles..) “I guess I have to talk in your ear.” (comes over to my ear)
(in stereo) “IF YOU KNOW WHEN THE SKY IS PINK AND THE CLOUDS ARE BLUE”
I have no frickin clue where she is going with this so I analyze the statement a little for her.
Me: “uh.. well I think the sky is supposed to be blue and maybe the clouds can be pink.”
Jada goes on and on about the pink sky but …whatever…
I think at least she gets an above average rating for grammer. The “if” in the beginning still leaves me scratching my head tho.
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