Monthly Archive for January, 2009

Reasons bedtime is …interesting

Things said and done tonight while getting ready for bed.

- Maya, hollering from the bathroom.  “Mommy!  I don’t have no poop no more!”   I go check and she’s managed to smear poop all over her butt cheeks, and I find the plunger laying next to her.  :-O

- Jada, when she couldn’t find her favorite stuffed animal which she just had.  “Uh.. I think I pinched my mind”.

- Maya, while putting on her pullup.  “mommy, that’s the bootifulest diper I ever seen with poop on it”.   (she has this fascination with poop)

- Jada, while putting on her pajamas.  “Mommy, I found some really long socks!” I go look and she’s got shin guards on up to her knees.

Reasons it all is worth it:

- Maya, while getting her bedtime hug and tickle.  “I wub you mommy.”

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Now I Remember

I was laying in bed minutes ago, before the kids made me get up, thinking about the Real World. I wonder sometimes what makes me think of odd things this early in the morning. But anyway, I was thinking about it and of all the reasons I’m now reminded that I stopped watching it over a decade ago. I had always used words like “stupid” and “ridiculous” when describing my reasons but ..now I really remember. It’s because of the immaturity.

I’m 36 years old, and some of the stuff I’m seeing the cast do remind me of things that I did in high school and in college. If I had filmed those years, I bet they’d be MTV worthy too. It’s no wonder they choose people of that age and have a policy against casting people above a certain age. It’s because people grow up.

I’ve given advice like Devon. Thinking I knew everything about people and relationships. 15 years later, everything she said on last episode sounds like dribblings of immaturity. Same with that girl Sarah. I don’t know if I can stand to keep watching this show. This week, I didn’t remember to watch it until Friday. I might do a marathon watch after a couple months or something. I dunno.

I think most people would rather not be reminded of those awkward and embarrassing times in their lives, and that’s what that show does for me. If I could turn back time, it wouldn’t be repeat those times when I did shit like sneak out of the house or have oral sex with a boyfriend in a parked car by the airport, getting caught by police, or make out with people I barely knew from (or at) public gatherings, give horrible advice, or pain over an emotionless boyfriend. Hell no. This is why I love shows like Battlestar, and Heroes. Those make me forget about real life now, not remind me of worse real life.

Speaking of Battlestar and Heroes, I want to rewatch the last few seasons. Finding those episodes is going to be a bitch.

The cost of crap

I bought a book recently called “It’s Too Much”. It’s by Peter Walsh, the dude from Clean Sweep. I just read a part which I’ve heard him say a dozen times on the show. But for some reason it keeps replaying in my mind now.

He says in his experience, people will hang on to stuff because they paid a lot of money for them. Even if those things aren’t useful to them anymore, they’ll hang on. But if you think of the cost, in currency, that you pay for storage space in your home for that stuff, it would cost more to keep it. True. And what a great way to think of it.

I live in a house with 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, 2 car garage. But really, the amount of livable space is equivalent to a 2 bedroom apartment. The garage is packed with crap, and the 3rd bedroom is no longer being used for anything. It’s just filled with baby furniture and baby clothes. Interesting.

The garage could be a play room. The bedroom could be an office. Egads!

Ughhh sheeesh…

OK, so I’m completely open to accepting people from all walks of life. At least, I TRY to be. And since working at my current place of employment I have known of 3 people who have made, or are making, sexual transitions. And that’s A-OK with me. I am just as A-OK with homosexuality, plural marriage, whatever. If it floats your boat, makes you happy, is just who you are, then that’s their business.

What I have a problem with is when someone comes out and makes it sound like everyone else on the planet who might be curious, might not understand it exactly, hasn’t been exposed to it enough to know what is considered “offensive”, etc, is a total idiot. This damned video I just watched with some bitch go on and on about what not to ask a tranny. oMG! Wow.. I watched the whole thing because I hoped it would be educational. Maybe I would learn something I didn’t already know? Not! All it taught me is that bitch in the video is delusional, is self-absorbed, and the time spent watching it was a total waste of my time. I mean, wow… (shakes head).

I hope if I find any other sources of information on the subject, they are less insulting, and more informative. That woman did nothing to enlighten me. Probably did more to damage my opinion of people in her position. What a let down that was.

There, now it’s off my chest. =D

Oh, kids..

A little background: Jada’s teacher gives each kid a grade based on their behavior each day. She’s hasn’t been doing very well since the holidays so we make a big deal over whether or not she gets an “E” for Excellent everyday. Maybe too big a deal as I’ve discovered.

We’re sitting in the living room quietly watching cartoons when I hear Maya sigh deeply and say. “So Jada, you got a E ?”

I started laughing and laughing, then Jada decides she’s got to say something funny too. I asked what’s she going to say that’s funny. And she says “Like when the chicken crossed the road and got smashed by the car…”

Yea, that kept me laughing too.. LOL!