Jada: (Talking over the olympics coverage) “If you know when — – pink and the — – –”
Me: “Hang on I can’t hear you” (mutes tv) “what are you saying”?
Jada: “if you know — the sky is pink and the clouds are blue”
Me: (shakes head) “What! ? ”
Jada: (chuckles..) “I guess I have to talk in your ear.” (comes over to my ear)
(in stereo) “IF YOU KNOW WHEN THE SKY IS PINK AND THE CLOUDS ARE BLUE”
I have no frickin clue where she is going with this so I analyze the statement a little for her.
Me: “uh.. well I think the sky is supposed to be blue and maybe the clouds can be pink.”
Jada goes on and on about the pink sky but …whatever…
I think at least she gets an above average rating for grammer. The “if” in the beginning still leaves me scratching my head tho.
27 seconds a day, 4 days a week, i.e. quite rare
Kev: Hey Boss, I work 27/4 for you.
Boss: You lazy bastard!
a word used to express absolute astonishment!
(from JUNO)
Juno: I’m pregnant.
Leah: Oh my God! Phuket Thailand!
When one uses a story/saying/information/anecdote that they recieved or overheard from another individual they know and they do not cite the source. In turn, implying that they themselves are the original source of information.
Maegan tells Leann that she talked to the band about their performance date change in Santa Cruz.
Later that evening, Leann tells a group of mutual friends that the performance date has been changed, without citing/acknowledging where she originally obtained this information. In turn, implying she spoke to the band herself, which could be construed to some as lying.
Thus, Leann commited social plagiarism.
The look that someone gives another person when they pass gas in public.
Dude, Rachael totally farted today during class, so I flatuglanced her.
Not In My Back Yard; someone who opposes anything built right by where they live.
NIMBYs cause a lot of things to not get done.
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