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Horton’s Pouched Hors D’oeuvres

Each night, as part of my daughter’s bedtime,
I read her some books and they sometimes do rhyme
I pick them at random, they all get a read
but this week my daughter just would not concede

She’d never picked out any favorites before
but this week the reading was more like a chore
Three days in a row, I’ve read the same story
Horton Hatches the Egg, (sigh…) in all his fat glory

I don’t normally mind a little Dr. Seuss
but, goddamn, somebody hand me a noose!
Tonight when I read the last lines and was done
I soon realized that the old man had won

When I told J to put it back on the shelf
I started to rhyme! I could not stop myself!
I might as well have grown a white beard
I would not have felt any more weird

So I then decided to make this wee post
and crossover from Seuss to what I love most
And that’s venting myself all over the net
After which, my angst I’ll more easily forget

It’s working but I think I need to make haste
and hide that damned book or get it replaced
Horton had better hatched the last of his eggs
Or I’ll break his cute little elephant-bird’s legs.

Vacation day #10: lazy day

Not much to report today. I cleaned dog pee on two separate occasions. Same with dog poop even tho I let them out three times. They don’t like walking on wet grass. I thought about how wonderful it would be to be dogless for the 2nd and 3rd times this week. They really piss me off.

It was daycare day for Jada so I got a nice break from her. When I dropped her off, tho, I saw some behaviour with another kid that started to get me worried. I was always the social retard growing up which translated into my being a social retard as an adult and I don’t want that for her. She looks so much like me that I worry she might start to be like me in that regard too so I’m always looking out for signs.

She separated herself from the other kids and went to stand all alone at the other side of the room. She did this after she did something to make one of the kids mad enough to scream at her. I didn’t catch whatever it was she did but it made that kid pretty freaken angry! Part of my social retardedness also involved being mean to other kids because I lacked the communication skills to be anything else.

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Maya’s doctor appointment

We bought our christmas tree on Sunday and decorated it Monday. On the day we decorated it we left the house early to take Jada to daycare and Maya to her doctor’s appointment. She had four vaccination shots and her ears pierced. I only wish her doctor wasn’t so blind. I might have to pull the right earring and let that hole close and try again in a couple weeks.

During the general exam, her pediatrician basically told us (in not so many words) that she was fat and was drinking too much milk. He advised that we feed her solids and follow up with a bottle at every meal during the day instead of just one solids feeding a day like we had been doing. This makes sense I guess but I like to take his advice and modify it to our own needs. We will probably do this for 2-3 meals then increase it over time.

He also advised us to put her in her own crib in her own room and never pick her up during the night even if she wakes up hungry and screaming. Uh.. Yah. He’s repeated this to us at just about every appointment we’ve been to with him. I don’t agree with it one bit. I can understand not picking her up at the first whimper but c’mon. Letting a baby scream is like asking a mother to lock away all her maternal insticts. It’s NOT natural and it’s NOT going to happen. We let her cry 30 seconds or so until we know she’s really serious and then we pick her up. Simple as that. That’s as far as we’ll go because doing otherwise, imo, could damage her emotionally. I don’t want her to turn into some emotional mess later in life. When her doctor says these things I just smile and nod and say nothing. Dennis tends to smirk and look at me like he’s secretly saying “told you so” or something. I can’t tell what goes through his mind but he knows where I stand. This man is a great doctor otherwise.. now if he could only learn how to put an earring onto the black dot.

We moved her to her own room that night but it had nothing to do with her doctor’s comments. I had decided that it was time to do it after Monday morning. I was asleep in bed that morning when I heard her babbling from the cosleeper. This is a bassinet that is strapped to our bed. I openned my eyes to find Maya on all fours and facing me. She was staring at me square in the eyes and then she started squacking as if to say “Ok good, you’re up! Now get me some milk!”. It was too early tho, so I closed my eyes again and drifted off while she went on babbling and moving around the little bassinet. After a few minutes I openned my eyes again and found her on her feet standing with her hands clutching the sides. This cosleeper is not deep, mind you, so she had to bend over while standing to grab the edges and could very easily launch herself over the side.

I watched her a little longer waiting to see if she would try. I was ready to grab her if she did and sure enough, 30 seconds later she hung half her body over the side. I pulled her back in and thought it had been fun but I won’t have a brain damaged child because she fell square on her head on our rock hard tile floor. So the mini-cosleeper is officially for sale now. It’s sad to see anything go considering it will probably be the last time we’ll ever need to own those baby items. Same goes for her swing, and her bouncer too.

At bedtime that night I felt very strange that she wasn’t right there next to me. I hadn’t realized how used to her presence I had become. She didn’t seem to mind it much, tho. She slept very well all night in her room with her bunny and her monkey by her side. Oh! and her pacy. Can’t forget the pacy. My baby has left her first nest. :(

Thoughts on a third kid

Dennis has always said that he doesn’t want to have anymore kids. Two is the “perfect” number for him probably because he’s only one of two kids himself and he never wanted for more siblings. I’m one of five myself so I don’t share his same opinion.

The fact that Dennis only wants two doesn’t have me in a depressed mess, tho. I mean, we both work full time and we both are a bit selfish and want time for our own adult shit. Raising two small kids hasn’t been a walk in the park all the time either. I get a kick out of making him sweat from time to time and making comments like “Well, when you’re son is older he can help you with that”. He freaks otu and says “You’re not pregnant, are you? I don’t want a son!”. OK, sure he doesn’t. I can’t understand a man who doesn’t yearn for a son, but whatever.

Even knowing how he feels, I couldn’t bring myself to have my tubes tied after I had Maya. It just didn’t feel like it was the right thing so now I’m not fixed and neither is he. We could still get pregnant again but I’m supposed to get an iud soon not to mention I also feel that we could be as lucky as we’ve always been and not get pregnant with our simple pull-out methods. Yeees, I know I know. I’m well aware of that joke that goes. What do you call a couple that uses the rythmn method? Parents! Yes yes. But really, it’s worked for us before. Except with Jada. Because he didn’t even try to pull out that night.. sigh. But I don’t think either of us could imagine not having her now that she’s here.

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The nightly poop scoop

Of all of the parental duties I have to undertake, the nightly poop scoop is hands down the least rewarding.

Jada has been getting potty trained since about April. Her “#1″ business has been under control for a while now. She even goes to the bathroom on her own, wipes herself, and flushes. The only thing she has trouble with is turning off the bathroom light and putting her bottoms back on. Not bad, eh?

Her “#2″ situation isn’t as good, I’m afraid. She just won’t go during the day and instead she saves it until she’s in bed during her nap or at night. It doesn’t take long either. You can put her in bed, close the door, scratch your ass, sit down, launch a browser, read half a blog post and that’s it. She’s up, light on, and making a racket in her room.

As soon as I open her bedroom door and she says “I poop”. Sigh… I wish I knew when she’s going to stop doing this because then at least I could just suck it up and deal with it until then. But it seems neverending with no improvement to give me hope. Same routine. Every night. I even tried the “angry mom” bit but that only made her nervous and I don’t want her going to bed nervous or afraid so we’re right back to just making a face, and repeating the potty lines;

me: “Jada, where do we poop?”

her: “Inna toilet.”

me: “right! Not in your pants, ok?”

her: looking despondent “oookaaay”

I guess one day she’ll decide pooping in bed is not cool.

Time for an update

I’m bored to death right now… sick again (what am I at now, 6 colds since getting pregnant?), and brainstorming on decor ideas for J’s new room. I thought I knew what I wanted to do in there. I got 2 samples of pink paint on sunday and I slapped them both on the walls in there.. I call them puke-pink, and puker-pink. We’re using them both. But I had decided I didn’t like the new bedding I bought for her couple months ago because it was also too pink, but now i’m just so disgusted at the prices online that I’m just going to use it. I’ll need to add some different color (stripes or something) to the wall behind where her bed will go just to give some contrast to the puker pink. Too much pink!

For christmas, we decided to get her a bike, table & chair set, and a couple of those leapy froggy book thingies. Dam, it’s still only november and she’s got about 5 gifts under the tree already from her gramma? wow, lucky girl!! She better not get used to it cuz once her lil sister is here, we (and i’m sure other fam) will need to split the joy between them. No way we can spend 300-400 bucks for each kid every xmas. LOL! Besides, there will be plenty of hand me downs to help the situation. Also, buying one big thing for both might also work since they’re both girls. So there are even more benefits to having 2 of the same sex.

What do i want for xmas? hmmm… probably the Discover iRobot series roomba vacuum-ajig (not original series). It’s F’ing expensive tho.. but damn if we dont’ need something to keep dog hair and dust off our floors all the time. The damn thing can be put on a schedule, will return to it’s base to recharge itself. it would be so awesome. iRobot Roomba Why is it anything I REALLY want is so fucking expensive? sigh….